NEMO-Buttrice

  “I can remain calm,” Ghiaccio tried to convince himself, looking at the traffic right in front of him. There were tons of cars in front and behind him, stretching for miles. Judging from that, it seemed like he’ll be here all day. It was a hot day too. Luckily for Ghiaccio, he can cool himself off. If only he could cool off that hot-headedness of his. “ Fuck! ” Ghiaccio yelled. “This is ridiculous!” yelled a woman. “Come on! I need to shit!” yelled a man. There were cars honking, a baby was crying, and someone was playing their loudly obnoxious music. The blue-haired man gripped the steering wheel tightly because he wanted to strangle all these people. Keep honking, he said in his mind, because surely it’ll keep traffic moving. And to the guy with the music, you have no taste. To the woman who looks like Melone, shut your damn baby up! Suddenly, he got a call from Melone. He answered the phone. “ What? ...

  Shrek headed to Melone’s room. The piss has dried off by now. While he was on his way, he bumped into Illuso. “Shrek, this is terrible!” he worried. “I didn’t want to bother you, but something happened to my dick when I got back to my body.” The ogre sighed. “What is wrong with it?” “It’s small!” Shrek rolled his eyes and kept moving. “It didn’t shrink!” the brunet yelled. “Merlin’s magic made Formaggio and I switch cocks!” The ogre entered Melone’s room. When Melone first moved into this room, it was meant for Shrek and Fiona’s children. Of course, before the divorce, and they wanted to live in the swamps. Melone was sowing some clothing for the baby. “Oh, Shrek, come have a seat. How are you, and what the hell is Formaggio yelling about this time?” He sat down next to him. “Illuso,” he corrected. “It was about something I could care less about." “Oh,” he said, placing down the sowing kit on the end table. “Shrek, you didn’t answer my other question?” “And what was the p...

  Melone sat quietly at his desk, looking at the only light source in his room, his stand, Babyface. The screen showed the other members of La Squadra having sex with an ogre named Shrek. He, Ghiaccio, and Risotto were the only ones who haven’t had sex with him yet, but Melone knew he was next. To prepare, he took off his suit, throwing it aside, but he kept his socks on. He enjoyed fucking with his socks on. Now that he was fully naked, he sat on his bed, legs spread wide open, exposing his hardened shaft. To pass the time, he slowly began to stroke himself. And just as Melone thought, he heard heavy footsteps and the wooden floor creaking, indicating that Shrek has arrived. The ogre pounded heavily at his door, causing the other to stop stroking himself. “I’m looking for a twink named Melone,” he spoke behind the door. “The door’s unlocked, baby,” he replied, smiling. Shrek opened the door, and the first thing he sees is Melone’s junk. His eyes widen,...