NEMO-Buttrice

  The aroma of homemade coffee and scones woke Doppio from his slumber. He checked the calendar, flipped it over to May, headed downstairs to where Risotto was and sat at the table. His boyfriend had already placed a scone and a cup of coffee for him. “Good morning,” he said, pouring a cup of coffee. He walked over to the table. “How’d you sleep?” “Slept like a log.” “That’s good.” He sat down across the table. Doppio looked out the window. It was a sunny day out with a gentle breeze. The last couple of months had been rainy and cold, causing the two to stay trapped inside their home. “Finally, we have some nice weather.” “The temperatures have been strangely low,” Risotto commented. “But it wasn’t going to be winter forever. Anyways, what are we going to do today?” Doppio pondered. We haven’t been to the beach in a while. What if we got naked? He blushed at the thought. Risotto noticed and grinned, rubbing his naked foot between...

  “Have you ever had 22 inches of meat in your mouth?” Kira asked Dio as he was holding his sausage sandwich, which was 22 inches long. Diavolo was sitting next to them, interested in the conversation. “I’ve had bigger when I was human,” Dio replied. “What about you, Diavolo? I’m pretty sure you probably had plenty of meat in your life.” The pink-haired man started sweating. “Yeah, I’ve had lots of sausages in my life. Italian--” “Of course,” Kira responded. “I do enjoy some Italian salami,” Dio commented. “I-I got to go,” Diavolo said, excusing himself from the restaurant table. Shit, I’ve never sucked cock before in my life. “I wonder what’s gotten into him?” the blond vampire said. “I don’t know, but this talk about meat is getting me hungry.” Kira took a huge bite of his sandwich. “This talk about sausages has me craving for a different type of sausage.” Dio winked at Kira. “Oh?” Kira blushed. “Wait, let me finish th...

  Shrek was in Rohan’s office, but he was not there. He looked at the small pile of paper neatly stacked together. “Busy as always,” he spoke to himself. He remembered when he first met Rohan. It was right after he divorced his wife and asked Merlin to take him away from this world. He never specified where he wanted to be, but somehow, he ended up in Morioh, Japan. A lot of things happened, such as meeting an alien and getting stuck by an arrow. It was insane how fast things were moving, but he ended up meeting Rohan and falling in love with him. Shrek sighed. I didn’t know what I had , he thought. Before he was about to leave, he heard footsteps. Without thinking, he hid inside the closet. He heard giggles and somebody kissing. Curious, he slightly opened the door and peeped. It was Rohan and Risotto. Rohan was on the desk while Risotto was kissing him all over his neck. The capo’s hands slithered under the other’s shirt. “I think you...

  Risotto sat at his desk, deciding who should kill their next target, who happened to be a princess from somewhere far, far away. He had many things to consider, such as who was more fitting for the task. He lied back in his seat and sighed heavily. There was no way for any of them to get closer to the target. According to the information on his computer, she was to ride back to where she came from. Her heavily armed guards will be escorting her there. She was also an ogre. Illuso would’ve been a good choice, assuming that princesses carried mirrors all the time, but an ogre’s strength could overpower him. Of course, he could do it himself, but then the guards would be alerted and move around, trying to search for him. And who knows if one of them could be a stand user. Pesci could do it , he thought. And then something felt off. He felt as if he wasn’t the only person in the room, which meant that Illuso had to be here. “Illuso,” Risotto spoke calmly as always when tal...