NEMO-Buttrice

  Prosciutto returned to his apartment to find a weeping Pesci sitting at the dining table. He sighed. Formaggio was right. Unfortunately, he didn’t know how to handle this, but at least they weren’t in public. Prosciutto pulled a seat and sat down. “You want to talk about it?” Pesci wiped his tears and snot away and looked at him. “Talk about what?” “You went to that ogre, didn’t you?” “And?” “You didn’t kill him, did you?” Pesci burst into tears again. “I told him I was unfaithful, but he was cheating first. He slept with the cyclops’ wife! But, um, I did sleep with the cyclops and did him a favor by stalking his wife, but Shrek had been cheating on us! That’s why he assassinated Arthur and made Merlin cast a spell on us.” Prosciutto had no idea what the fuck he was talking about, but he pretended to. “There, there.” He patted his back. “What’s past is past.” “But, Prosciutto, you don’t understand! We can’t let him get away with this! H...

  Prosciutto sat upon his bed. A spoon filled with warm soup entered his mouth. It was vegetable soup. He despised it as a child, but he swallowed it anyway. Shrek whipped his mouth with a napkin, gazing lovingly into his eye. The ogre kissed his soft lips, but the blond pulled away. “If it makes you feel any better, Illuso killed the evil queen,” Shrek tried to comfort him. Prosciutto sat silently, looking down at his scarred hands. When he was tortured, that bitch removed not only his eyes but four of his fingernails. His nails were healing slowly. He stared at Shrek, unsure of what to feel. While it was nice that he cared enough to care for him, Prosciutto was also filled with fury because this was all his fault. He laid back down, covering himself with the blanket. Pesci entered his room, causing Prosciutto to smile. The other smiled back. Unexpectedly, Shrek tried to kiss the blond, but he moved away from it. “Hey, Shrek,” the green-haired man sai...

  Prosciutto parked the car slightly off the road, near the swamp. It was dark out. It's 11 PM and past Pesci’s bedtime. So far, there were no signs of him or the cock demon. He took in a whiff of the air. And boy, it sure smelled like shit around here. Wanting to get out of here, he walked towards the door and knocked. A few seconds later and then nothing. He then turned around and was hit by something, knocking him unconscious. Shrek dragged his body inside. “This is him?” the ogre asked the green-haired man. “Yup!” Pesci confirmed. “That’s my aniki!” “Alright, if he says no, I’m going to have to stop, but I will dress him up.” Shrek stripped the blond naked, tossing his thong to Pesci. “Aniki, I didn’t know you were such a freak,” he giggled evilly. “Help me drag his body to the basement,” Shrek said. Prosciutto woke up, head pounding. His body was slightly cold. Then he realized he wasn’t wearing anything… except for an adult-sized diaper....