Shrek x La Squadra 3: Shrek the Turd - Chapter 7: Doppio Gets Sandwiched

 

Doppio returned back to his hotel after dining at a fancy restaurant, thanks to the boss' money. His boss truly favored him. Speaking of him, he called Doppio, and he responded to him.

"Boss!" Doppio smiled.

"My adorable Doppio, did you enjoy your meal? Is your room clean?" he asked. Every time the boss said his name, he blushes.

"The shrimp fra diavolo was delicious, and then I felt the burn a few seconds later. Ah, it was so hot! I'm not sure why I ordered it when I can't handle spicy food. Oh, boss, I got sweaty too."

"How about you order some sorbet or gelato to cool off? You can order food from this hotel. I did this all for you, my Doppio. Speaking of those types of ice cream, are they taken care of?"

"I haven't heard from Cioccolata or Secco. Should I worry?"

"No, don't. Enjoy your free-time, my Doppio."

"Hey, boss, there's this ice cream I want, but they don't have it here."

"Oh? What ice cream is it? Is it a certain flavor?"

"Well," Doppio giggled while twirling his hair and blushing, "it's your Popsicle."

"Oh, Doppio," the boss moaned. "I want you, too, but you know we can never meet."

His heart dropped despite having similar discussions about meeting. "I know. I just want to touch you, boss. Please, is there any other way?"

"No, my Doppio, I can't. There's no way."

"What should I do?" His hands palmed the bulge in his pants. "Boss, please, I have needs."

"Do you still have those toys I gave to you?"

"I'm tired of using the fleshlight and the pink dildo that sticks to the walls and headboards. Could I sleep with somebody?"

"Someone?" He sounded angry. "My Doppio, you can't just sleep with someone!"

Doppio could've sworn he's never slept with anyone before, but despite his poor memory, he remembers a beautiful busty brunette woman. He remembers passionately kissing her somewhere in private and taking off her orange tube shirt.

"Please, boss, let me sleep with someone," Doppio whined. "I can't take this anymore!"

"Okay, my Doppio, calm down. There's this website where you can find men to sleep with—"

"Just men? What about women?"

"Hold on! There's a reason why you cannot sleep with women. You might impregnate one. Raising a child while in the mafia is a bad idea. As I was saying, I want you to be a bottom. I don't want you sticking your dick inside somebody else. I'm worried about Melone finding you."

Doppio knew the boss was cautious but thought there was no way Melone would know about his ties with the boss, but he didn't want to argue. "Alright, I don't mind being a bottom. What's this website?"

The boss told him of the website, and Doppio scrolled through. Some of the guys weren't bad-looking, but somebody with green skin caught his attention. He looked at his pictures and gulped at the sheer size of his cock. How could that monstrosity fit inside his tight little virgin ass. He checked his suitcase for any lube, and luckily, he had a full bottle.

"Well, Doppio, did you see anyone you like?" the boss asked.

"Yeah, this Shrek guy. Wow, he's so massive. You've got to see him."

"How big is he down there? It can't be that massive." Doppio received a headache after the boss said that. "Wow, I'm jealous. Ride him, my Doppio."

"Don't worry, boss! I'll make you proud!"

"Oh, Doppio, the thought of him pounding you is getting me hard. I should hang up. Just remember to dispose of your cum. Goodbye, my Doppio. I wish I was with you."

"Bye, boss, I love you."

-

Doppio called Shrek to his hotel room and felt intimidated by his presence when he answered the door. He had a bag and placed it down somewhere. It was probably where he stores his condoms and lube. "Wow, you're big."

"I'm even bigger down there." Shrek smiled and got close to him. "You're wearing a lot of clothes, and it's a hot day out. We should remove this sweater."

Doppio wanted to tell him no, but slowly, the ogre removed it but kept the mesh shirt and green wrist bands on him.

"Oh, what's this? Why are you wearing this?"

"Someone wanted me to."

"Is it someone you like?"

"Maybe?"

"Could you pretend they're me?" Shrek pulled him closer, and Doppio could feel his cock poking him. "You can call me by their name."

"Their name?" He didn't know his boss's name. "How about boss instead?"

Shrek smiled. "That's perfect. How about letting your hair down."

Doppio's head started hurting. "But I like my hair like this?"

"I tend to pull on people's hair."

"That's fine. You don't need to pull my hair."

Shrek's smile disappeared and appeared serious. "I will pull on your hair. I can't stop myself. Trust me. I am an ogre. The way we fuck is wild."

Doppio tried imagining Shrek railing him every where on every thing in every angle and began salivating. "Sure, I'm fine with that." He untied his hair.

"Wow, you look beautiful," he complimented. "Say, you don't mind if a friend of mine joins, do you? You don't have to pay him. He can watch or join us."

"Hmm"—he had to think for a second—"having someone watching us is weird, or at least I think so. Maybe he could join us."

"Alright, Risotto, you can stop hiding now. I know you're watching."

Risotto appeared out of thin air next to Shrek. Despite the seriousness in the photos Doppio has seen, a smile was on his face, and it was strange. He didn't seem like the person to have sex even if Doppio thought he looked like a BDSM clown.

Shit! Did he just say Risotto? Doppio panicked. Risotto didn't know about his connection to the boss, but he should still be cautious of him. "Um, on second thought, maybe—"

Risotto shoved a finger in Doppio's mouth. "You talk too much, you know that?"

Shrek pulled Doppio's pants down and stroked his cock. His shoes were already off, but the socks were still on.

"Nice tattoos," Risotto complimented, still shoving his fingers in his mouth, bringing them slightly in and out.

"Risotto, you're still dressed. Don't you want to get naked too? You wanted in on this," Shrek said.

"Of course." He stripped his clothing, tossing it aside.

Doppio saw his massive length, and it was almost as big as Shrek's. Maybe this won't be bad at all, and Risotto's hot. He lay on the bed and spread his legs, eager to get fucked by one of them.

"Alright, alright." Shrek rubbed his hands together. "Now, am I getting booty duty, or are you doing it?"

Risotto withdrew his fingers. "I want this tongue."

He sighed. "Booty duty for me then."

Doppio was terrified and excited at the same time. He expected Risotto to shove his cock inside his mouth, but he got on the bed, body over Doppio's. Risotto's fingers brushed his lips before kissing him. His other hand explored downwards, touching his smooth skin and stroking his cock. Doppio moaned, and Risotto inserted his tongue. His hands wrapped around his body.

Shrek tapped his foot. "Are you guys finished?"

Risotto withdrew from the kiss—no longer on top of Doppio—and glared at him. "Let me enjoy this." He regained his attention to Doppio's body, his hand drifting back to his cock. Then Risotto rubbed his cock against his, making Doppio horny and frustrated to the point where he got a headache.

"Fuck, just get it on already!" he complained.

"Both of you are so god-damn impatient!" Risotto yelled. "Have none of you heard of foreplay?"

"If he wants to get dicked down, then fuck foreplay," Shrek replied.

Curious, Doppio looked at Risotto's expression and caught him glaring.

"Your tongue better be good," he said, repositioning himself on the bed.

Doppio said not a peep but looked at Shrek, who looked through his bags for some lube. Once he found some, he positioned his cock with his asshole.

"Not a single hair." Shrek's cock poked the entrance but did not penetrate. He was too busy admiring his hairless pucker. "How'd you shave it?"

"I watched this guy on YouTube using Nair cream to remove butt hair."

"What? They allow porn on YouTube?"

"It's not porn. It's allowed because it's a tutorial. It's for educational purposes."

"Yeah, sure. Educational purposes. YouTube allows anything now it seems. Anyways, are you ready? This is a lot to take in."

Doppio nodded his head. Shrek applied lube, so he'd be fine—or so he thought. Once Shrek entered inside him, the pain burned his ass. He bit his lips.

"He can't handle it," Risotto commented. "I'm glad I didn't shove my dick in his mouth. There's blood on his mouth."

"This is normal," Shrek said. "But do you want to keep going?"

"Fuck, yeah. Just—holy shit—this is too much."

Only the tip was in.

"I'm going to go deeper. I'll go slow."

Doppio muffled his scream. He didn't know what was worse—being constipated after eating pizza or having an ogre cock up the ass.

"Shrek, withdraw," demanded Risotto. "I want his tongue on my cock."

"Why don't you just shove it in there while I'm doing this? We can spit-roast him."

"Your cock is too massive. He can't handle it!"

"I can take it!" Doppio protested. "I can take it."

"Alright, fine," Risotto said. "If you bite my dick, I'll end you right here."

Doppio tried to relax a bit and opened his mouth wide for Risotto's length to enter. He was smaller than Shrek's, but it was still big and veiny. While Doppio sucked him off and swirled his tongue, Shrek went deep enough to hit his prostate. His moans stimulated Risotto's cock.

The three were close to coming. Risotto then sucked Doppio's cock, which somehow caused a headache. However, that went away when Shrek loaded his ass with cum. Afterwards, Risotto came, then Doppio.

Doppio swallowed the cum. "That was faster than I expected."

"Yeah, well, your ass was the tightest thing I ever penetrated," Shrek said.

Risotto was quiet as he dressed up.

The ogre dressed up as if in a hurry. "Well, we should go. We're busy people."

Risotto made a noise of agreement and then left the hotel room with Shrek.

Soon after, Doppio heard the phone ringing and picked up the phone. He grabbed the forgotten lube. "Boss, what's up?"

"Doppio, tell me. What happened? I need to know now!" There was an urgency in his voice.

"Well, Risotto was there and—"

"What? Risotto? What was he doing there with Shrek? What happened then?"

"We fucked."

"Fucked? I—Doppio, what the fuck? You should've said no! Damn it! What did he do to you?"

"He shoved his cock down my throat, boss! And damn it, I enjoyed it!"

"Oh, so my Doppio turns out to be a little whore."

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a cuck!" Doppio slammed the lube on the floor, ending the call. He got dressed and went to bed early.

-

Risotto spat Doppio's cum into Melone's test tube.

"Di molto!" Melone cheered. "Now we can take our time and prepare an ambush for the boss. Shrek, how did you get this knowledge?"

"A wizard friend," Shrek answered. He faced away from him, wanting to avoid him. "Unfortunately, I don't know how his magic works, but I think I'm here forever."

Shrek was about to leave until Melone grabbed his hand.

"Melone, stop," Risotto ordered, and he let go. "He did what I asked. It's time we started plotting."

He sighed, letting the ogre walk away. "Fine, but there's something about Shrek."

"I know, but he's not important right now."

They walked back to the headquarters, but Melone looked back at Shrek, who got further and further away. "I think I love you," he whispered to himself and continued walking.