Chapter 2: Birds of a Feather Fuck Together

 

The first month, since La Squadra started working for King Arthur, was brutal. They were constantly rushed to finish the jobs they were given. As it turns out, Formaggio, who was still body swapped with Illuso, couldn’t do his job well against people who knew magic. Where he failed, Illuso excelled, infuriating the man. It seemed like Illuso, Ghiaccio, and Risotto were better suited for assassinations away from Far Far Away. Melone couldn’t do much in his condition. Eventually, Rohan did get married to Shrek. There was a huge ceremony. Luckily for Sorbet and Gelato, they managed to find someone who was trying to assassinate Shrek and put a stop to it. They didn’t do it alone. Prosciutto and Pesci managed to stop the would-be-assassin, and Pesci managed to get his first kill.

Now it was five months. For La Squadra, assassinations have been slow but deadlier than ever. Prosciutto lost an eye, forcing him to retire. Whoever Arthur’s enemies are, they were experienced in combat and no stranger to assassinations. Thankfully for Sorbet and Gelato, they’ve uncovered new information. Fiona was back, but they weren’t sure how. They’re working on it right now.

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It was daytime, and Sorbet was upstairs at the top of the spy quarters. He was currently standing near his desk, writing a quick note for Illuso. When suddenly from behind, Gelato began rubbing his hands all over him.

“What’re you doing, love?” Gelato asked.

“Can’t you tell I’m writing?” Sorbet answered.

“You’ve been working hard,” the blond commented, “but you could be playing harder.” He licked his neck, causing the other to blush.

“God, you’re fucking horny,” he said. He unbuckled his belt, letting his pants fall off and spreading his cheeks. “Fuck me.”

“Just take the whole fucking thing off.”

Gelato ripped the other’s shirt off, buttons falling on the floor. Then he took his clothes off and bent Sorbet over the desk. He took a deep bite of his neck, blood showing and then licking it off.

“I miss assassinating people. I want to see you covered in blood again,” Gelato commented.

“Baby, then let me assist Pesci with the at-home threats,” Sorbet replied.

He was quiet. Sorbet was about to say something until he shoved his cock in him. His legs shook, and tears filled his eyes. He let out a scream and then immediately covered his mouth.

That was when Shrek appeared.

“What's going on?” Shrek asked. “Oh.”

The two smiled at the ogre.

“We were just talking about you,” Gelato lied, walking towards him.

“Yes, we were,” Sorbet lied, following his lover’s footsteps.

“Whatever for?” Shrek asked, slowly backing away.

Gelato quickly got behind him and said, “It hurts doing anal. Lube was invented in 1904. This period didn’t have it. Is that why you wanted Merlin to take you far, far away from Far Far Away?”

“No, I just want to--”

“Let’s fuck,” one of the twinks blurted.

“I have a husband.”

“We saw you hanging out with Melone the other day,” Sorbet said.

“And it was sexual, you cheating little shit,” Gelato said.

“And what are you going to do about it? Rohan already knows. He doesn’t mind!”

“We’re horny,” one of them said.

“Well then, go fuck yourselves!”

“Have you not heard?” the blond said.

“No lube. That’s a problem,” the black-haired said.

“Okay, listen here, lube was not invented in 1904. People used what they had. Just use some olive oil, and there you go!” Shrek explained.

“Well, you’re here now,” Gelato spoke. “We want to fuck you. We’re too lazy to get lubrication, so pull down those pants, big boy.” He slapped his ass.

“Well, now you got me horny,” the ogre said.

Shrek pulled down his pants, exposing his already hard and large cock. The two drooled at the sight of it. Sorbet got closer to it, his fingers trailing the veins of his cock.

“This time, I’m not taking it up the ass,” Gelato said as he shoved his cock in Shrek.

Shrek’s eyes widened. His asshole burnt as Gelato pushed in and out. A lewd noise escaped his mouth, and his cheeks darkened. Sorbet got on his tippy toes and smashed his lips against his. His tongue swirled around his. Shrek held tightly onto Sorbet, almost crushing him.

“Remember what you used to call me?” Shrek asked Sorbet.

“Daddy?” he answered.

“Call me that again.”

“Daddy, can I touch your cock?”

“Go ahead.”

Shrek stopped hugging him, letting Sorbet move his arms freely and stroke their cocks together. Gelato continued to pump into him, causing the ogre to close his eyes in pleasure. The three of them were moaning. Shrek was about to cum. Sorbet could tell from the way his cock twitched. He got on his knees. Shrek’s hot load spilled on his face.

“Don’t lick that off,” Gelato said. He stopped fucking Shrek, and his hands wiped off the cum, using it for lubrication to fuck Sorbet. “Babe, you should fuck Shrek. Go on, go fuck daddy.”

Sorbet position himself behind Shrek while Gelato was behind him. Before they met Shrek, sometimes Sorbet would top, and Gelato would bottom, but he preferred being a bottom. He never thought about topping the ogre.

Gelato shoved his cock into Sorbet’s ass, causing Sorbet to shove his cock up Shrek’s. The ogre’s hole felt used because it was a few seconds ago. Whatever, all Sorbet cared about was a cock up his ass, and while Shrek’s was massive, he stilled loved Gelato’s cock. The blond entered him, stretching his ass.

It reminded Sorbet of the time they first had sex with Shrek. He remembered when Gelato said he wanted it fast and hard. He witnessed Shrek’s monstrous cock enter inside his blond lover’s ass. The tears filling Gelato’s eyes as his ass was getting ravaged. Sorbet bit his lips, thinking of that memory.

“Oh fuck, I’m about to cum!” Gelato yelled.

“Same,” Sorbet said. “I’m going to-- AHHHH!”

They came. Gelato laid on the floor, covered in sweat and panting. Sorbet collapsed on top of Shrek, asshole filled with cum. After they recovered, they sat on the floor, still sweating.

“Damn, Sorbet,” Shrek said, “you’re good.” He wasn’t sure if he was serious or not. He was more focused on getting rammed by Gelato than focusing on Shrek. “By the way, this was my first time being a bottom.”

“You never been a bottom before?” Sorbet asked, making sure he heard that right.

“Really, really.”

“So, did you enjoy it?”

“I prefer being a top, but yeah, I enjoyed it.”

“Well, I prefer being a bottom. Do you want to… do it?”

Shrek didn’t say anything. Instead, he got closer to Sorbet. His arms reached to hug him. The two blushed at each other.

And then something that sounded like a horse was coming into the room. Oh no, they forgot to lock the door!

Donkey kicked the door.

“What doing on in here? I heard a-- Oh!” Donkey witnessed the scene in front of him. He backed away slowly. “I’ll just be at the pub, drinking away.”

“Donkey!” Shrek said, but Donkey had already left. The ogre sighed. “Sorry about that.”

Shrek picked up his clothes, put them on, and left. The couple put their clothes back on as well and went back to work. They never spoke about what happened ever again.